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Wednesday, 21 October 2015

AIRTEL 100 MB FOR FREE

New airtel cheat dial *612# and dial 3 to subcribe
to sun news you will get 100 mb after 2 hours
work in all browser and all airtel sim

AIRTEL 40MB FOR #100

Airtel 40MB FOR JUST #100 without wasting ur
time just dial *440*18# and recieve urz... But
don't 4get ur comment encourages 4 more

AIRTEL 40MB FOR #100

Airtel 40MB FOR JUST #100 without wasting ur
time just dial *440*18# and recieve urz... But
don't 4get ur comment encourages 4 more

WHATSAPP THAT SUPPORT ALL JAVA PHONES DOWNLOAD IT HERE

It's not a doubt that many S40 users still find it
difficult to use whatsapp on their mobile phones.
I've provide a simple way to solve this. Even
nokia 3130classic can use the application
[whatsapp]
The only thing you need to do is, download this
WHATSAPP.
It's dedicated for all S40 phones.
After downloading it, [do not open the file yet].
Locate where you download it[i.e. GAMES]
Now move it to your memory card or a new folder
inside your memorycard.
Now press option and click on UPDATE.
Allow it to connect to internet. For new version.
If the software has been successfully updated,
now open it and register your account. You are
good to go. It works on some TECNO PHONES
that support updates. Enjoy....
Grab your Free browsing Cheats For 2015 On All
networks

AIRTEL1 GB CHEAT

Just insert your airtel sim in
your phone
And Send Join To 141
If ur lucky one, u get
500MB or 1GB or 2GB or 5GB
SO dont panic if ur given 50mb….
Just dial the *123*133# and
check ur mb
Note: DO u wanna get a high GB
den y not get a
new sim for
gud result, if u use dose sims uv
already used to get
dose
mb b4, dey might just gv u 1GB
on it but….
But ooo, use new sim for guud
result and u can only
get it
once on each sim

NAIJA NO DEY CARRY LAST

There were three men living together in London. An
Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They
were all starving because they didn't have money
to buy food.
However upon coming close to a posh London
restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they
decided to come up with a plan.
The Afro-American went in first. After being
seated, he ordered a three course meal with white
wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter
came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I
ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American
shouted! The waiter was very confused because
he could not remember being paid. But because he
did not want to cause any trouble, he let the
brother leave.
Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the
same restaurant and ordered a five course meal
with red wine. When he was finished eating, the
waiter came by to collect the money for the food.
"HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID
YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted. This
time the manager came and had to calm down the
West Indian, because he did not want anything to
upset the other customers. He let the guy go.
Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you
know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette,
and ordered the most expensive meal on the
menu, plus two bottles of Beer. After he had
finished, the waiter came to collect the money for
the meal, But before the Nigerian could say
anything, the waiter spoke to him."Sir, I have been
having all sorts of problems all day and I can't
understand it. Two other people like you came in
earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but
I don't remember getting any money from them so,
" Before he could finish, the Nigerian interrupted,
rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR YOU
OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST
WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!"

Tuesday, 20 October 2015

akpors the mathematician

Interviewer: Where were you born?
Akpos: Lagos
Interviewer: Which part?
Akpos: What do you mean which part? The
whole
body was born in Lagos.