There were three men living together in London. An
Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They
were all starving because they didn't have money
to buy food.
However upon coming close to a posh London
restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they
decided to come up with a plan.
The Afro-American went in first. After being
seated, he ordered a three course meal with white
wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter
came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I
ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American
shouted! The waiter was very confused because
he could not remember being paid. But because he
did not want to cause any trouble, he let the
brother leave.
Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the
same restaurant and ordered a five course meal
with red wine. When he was finished eating, the
waiter came by to collect the money for the food.
"HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID
YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted. This
time the manager came and had to calm down the
West Indian, because he did not want anything to
upset the other customers. He let the guy go.
Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you
know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette,
and ordered the most expensive meal on the
menu, plus two bottles of Beer. After he had
finished, the waiter came to collect the money for
the meal, But before the Nigerian could say
anything, the waiter spoke to him."Sir, I have been
having all sorts of problems all day and I can't
understand it. Two other people like you came in
earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but
I don't remember getting any money from them so,
" Before he could finish, the Nigerian interrupted,
rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR YOU
OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST
WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!"
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